Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Dear Rush Limbaugh,

At least Michael J. Fox has an excuse for his behavior even in your sadistic attack on him. If indeed he didn't take his medicine, what is your excuse? In the words of Ron White, you can't fix stupid!


A little boy asked his classmate how he was so smart. His response was, "I take smart pills". The little boy asked if he could try some. The classmate said, "Sure!", and handed him some goat shit pellets. The next day the little boy said, "I don't feel any smarter yet". His classmate exhorted him to continue taking the smart pills. The next day the little boy came back to his classmate and said, "I still don't feel any smarter, but the pills taste just like goat shit!" His classmate said, "See there, you're smarter already!"


Mr. Limbaugh, why don't you take some smart pills if you can squeeze them in with your hillbilly heroin? You need all of the help you can get!


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