Officials in northern Virginia are concerned over the recent influx of what they are referring to as "the blue back". They new immigrants are sweeping across the Potomac in alarming numbers.
"They are moving in and stealing our jobs!", declared one Republican staffer.
Senator Barrack Obama made a statement in an effort to alleviate growing concerns.
"Don't worry about the influx of these immigrants too much. Just give us a few months and Americans will hate us just as much as they hate the Republicans. After all, we're all on the same team. We just wear a different color tie. Look, I still wear a red tie!", said the Senator.
