Andy Borowitz: Bush Refuses to Read McClellan's Book, Calling It 'A Book' - Politics on The Huffington Post
On a day when Washington was abuzz with the news that former White House spokesperson Scott McClellan had published a tell-all memoir, President George W. Bush offered his personal reason for not reading it.
"I have no intention of reading Scott McClellan's book," Mr. Bush told reporters, "because it's a book."
Mr. Bush said he was "surprised" that Mr. McClellan had written a book to criticize him because "if you're trying to communicate some criticism to me, a book is pretty much the last place you'd put it."
The president said that he thought the chances of his someday reading Mr. McClellan's book were "zero," adding, "If I didn't read the Iraq Study Group's report, I really don't think I'm about to read Scott McClellan's little book."
Beside the fact that there is a question as to the literacy of the Chimp.
For his part, Mr. Bush said that there was in fact a book published this week that had caught his eye: the new James Bond thrilled entitled "Devil May Care."
"Now, that book looks like it could be good," he said. "Maybe I'll have Laura read it to me."
And since he didn't read (or have read to him) the Iraq Study Group's report, why should he bother with little trivialities such as his perpetual campaign and war mongering propaganda?
I have always been concerned that a man that couldn't say the word had his finger on the "nucular" (sic!) button.
He honestly must think that if he (and his MSM propaganda organ) keeps repeating his lies that we will eventually believe it! That was the philosophy of his grandfathers' buddy, Hitler.
The main problem with Christians is that they refuse to believe the unthinkable and refuse to admit when they are wrong. Either can be fatal. Both suggests a foregone conclusion of fatality.
